I got inspired to sculpt something "quick".
This is a model that would roughly cost $200, for anybody who may be interested in having me model something like this for you.
"Skitzo the Bear" is owned by Crystal Gonzalez, or ComickPro, as you may know her. [link][link]
- This is the unofficial theme song of Skitzo since Crystal used it in an earlier animation, and I listened to it on repeat for hours during the last stretch of this model.