Ninja Turtle

Neither teenage nor mutant, but damnit, he's trying.

Public service announcement: Because the topic keeps coming up in the comments, I feel like I should address the dire situation at hand. This turtle is not a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, therefor, his mask color and a weapon are merely a coincidental pairing. He does not need an orange mask, because he is not Michelangelo. He does not need a bo staff, because he is not Donatello. He is just a turtle giving his all. Thank you for your time. Enjoy your evening.